Green Car Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'As it turns out, going 'green' will gost us a lot of 'green'.'

"And this little hybrid beauty runs on either gas or liposuction fat."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Sale! Weed Whackers

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

A gap between the solar panels

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

'Is it organic?'

Electric car

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Natural gas

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"We've made a few changes."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

"Nope. No fish."

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

"Sea animals are long since extinct but he ocean is still dangerous for swimmers!"

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

"Burgers ready in 6 hours!"