Eco-friendly Car Enthusiast T-Shirts

"The worst thing about selling electric cars? The jokes about sticker shock."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

'Is it organic?'

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

A gap between the solar panels

Electric car

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

"Nope. No fish."

"We've made a few changes."

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"Burgers ready in 6 hours!"

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'