Green Car Lover T-Shirts

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Natural gas

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Charging Station

Flower power.

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

Hybrid Autos. I've already got a hybrid car --- half of it belongs to me and half to the bank.

Cars driving down barcode road.

The hydrogen pill is just around the corner (floating car).

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

'And of course you'll need air-conditioning to cope with global warming.'

Sustainable transport

'Love the motor home. I just never felt safe driving around in a little van.'

'What's the range of our electric car? It all depends on the length of our extension cord.'

"And this little hybrid beauty runs on either gas or liposuction fat."

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

Old Tires are Used to Build New Roads...So Drive Carefully

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

Turn on the AC

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

"I replaced the engine with an ecologically friendly fungus garden."

Recombinant DNA Research Lab: 'I bought a hybrid car.'

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

'It's a hybrid.'

Car Pools.

"Hybrid is out. Let's call it grass-fed."

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

"It's so cool to lie down and whizz through the city traffic."

"Would you like to memorialize this expensive tank of gas with a receipt?"