Green Car Lover Gifts

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Natural gas

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Flower power.

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

Cars driving down barcode road.

The hydrogen pill is just around the corner (floating car).

'And of course you'll need air-conditioning to cope with global warming.'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Sustainable transport

'Love the motor home. I just never felt safe driving around in a little van.'

Old Tires are Used to Build New Roads...So Drive Carefully

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

"And this little hybrid beauty runs on either gas or liposuction fat."

"I replaced the engine with an ecologically friendly fungus garden."

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

Recombinant DNA Research Lab: 'I bought a hybrid car.'

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

'What's the range of our electric car? It all depends on the length of our extension cord.'

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

'It's a hybrid.'

"Hybrid is out. Let's call it grass-fed."

Car Pools.

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

"Would you like to memorialize this expensive tank of gas with a receipt?"

MOT Emissions Test: Pass/Fail.