Green Car Geek T-Shirts

"These electric cars can be expensive."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

Solar Panel

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

Windmill Maintenance

Industries with clean energy

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

Spotted Owl Migration

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Man generating power for machine.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Igloo with Heat Pump

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

Charging Station

"What about tunnels and bridges?"

Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!

The hydrogen pill is just around the corner (floating car).

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

'What's the range of our electric car? It all depends on the length of our extension cord.'

'You've got to help me doctor. I have got 'range anxiety'! My electric car quits when I least expect it to!'

Alternative Energy: Another Option. Upon contacting their antimatter opposites, attorneys will annihilate each other releasing massive amounts of energy.

'I've seen one of these before; it's called a cemetery.'

"They watch a lot more TV than we do."

Green jobs funding wasted.