Green Car Geek Pillows

"These electric cars can be expensive."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

Solar Panel

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Landing helicopters on flowers.

Windmill Maintenance

Spotted Owl Migration

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

Industries with clean energy

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Man generating power for machine.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Igloo with Heat Pump

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

"What about tunnels and bridges?"

The hydrogen pill is just around the corner (floating car).

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

'You've got to help me doctor. I have got 'range anxiety'! My electric car quits when I least expect it to!'

Green jobs funding wasted.

'Found the problem with the solar panels.'

'What's the range of our electric car? It all depends on the length of our extension cord.'

'I've seen one of these before; it's called a cemetery.'

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'

"They watch a lot more TV than we do."