Eco-friendly Car Enthusiast Pillows

"The worst thing about selling electric cars? The jokes about sticker shock."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Politically Correct Snowperson

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

'Is it organic?'

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

A gap between the solar panels

Electric car

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

"We've made a few changes."

"Nope. No fish."

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."