Eco-conscious Car Enthusiasts Pillows

"No matter how fashionable I try to be, it just doesn't seem right to put food in the gasoline tank."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

'Is it organic?'

Electric car

A gap between the solar panels

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

"We've made a few changes."

"Nope. No fish."

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

"Sea animals are long since extinct but he ocean is still dangerous for swimmers!"

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"Burgers ready in 6 hours!"

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'