Green Car Aficionado Pillows

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Sale! Weed Whackers

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

It's great for pulling the birds!

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

A gap between the solar panels

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

Electric car

'Is it organic?'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Natural gas

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

"Nope. No fish."

"We've made a few changes."

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"Sea animals are long since extinct but he ocean is still dangerous for swimmers!"