Green Car Advocate Pillows

MOT Emissions Test: Pass/Fail.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Nuclear generation of energy.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Raining Leaves.

Pandora's boxes

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

'Go on - they're organic!'

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Ignoring Climate Change

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Earth Day Summit.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."