Green Car Advocate Gifts

MOT Emissions Test: Pass/Fail.

The Environmentalist

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Nuclear generation of energy.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Not to mention the park view."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Raining Leaves.

Pandora's boxes

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Go on - they're organic!'

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

Ignoring Climate Change

Earth Day Summit.

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.