Eco-car Advocate Gifts

'What's the range of our electric car? It all depends on the length of our extension cord.'

The Environmentalist

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Pandora's boxes

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

No tree hugging.

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

"Woo-hoo!"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Biodegradable helium balloons.

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'Your yard is starting to mess with my livingroom.'

Save the earth/Make Money.

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Climate Crisis