Clean Car Advocate Pillows

Car Wash.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Polluted geese

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

In the art gallery

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Pollution Look

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Clean air.

'My mom invented baths!'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

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Medieval Torture

"Cough cough"

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'Wash balls here.'

'What's the range of our electric car? It all depends on the length of our extension cord.'

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"

Saved.

'Don't mind my husband, he just wants to be 65!'

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Ham Sanitizer

"Ok, ok, I'll use a bloody coaster!"

"Oh, Larry, you’ve got a tiny piece of kibble ri-i-ight there."

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'