Eco-conscious Car Lover T-Shirts

'Car emissions are a major contributing factor to the glaciers melting. Our new designs take that into consideration.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

Electric car

'Is it organic?'

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

A gap between the solar panels

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"Nope. No fish."

"We've made a few changes."

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

"Burgers ready in 6 hours!"