Eco-car Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Hybrid is out. Let's call it grass-fed."

'This baby is great on gas...'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson

God's Subcontractors

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Sale! Weed Whackers

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Climate Change

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

Ecological balance.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

I want to talk about the environment...

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'