Eco-minded Driver T-Shirts

'We spend billions annually on styling changes and preposterous advertising, and you've got nerve to care only about fuel economy and reliability?!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Bio Fuels.

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

COP26 GLASGOW

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Charging Station

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

Hybrid Autos. I've already got a hybrid car --- half of it belongs to me and half to the bank.

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

Cars driving down barcode road.

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

Green Coffee

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

'And of course you'll need air-conditioning to cope with global warming.'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Old Tires are Used to Build New Roads...So Drive Carefully

Turn on the AC

'Love the motor home. I just never felt safe driving around in a little van.'

Recombinant DNA Research Lab: 'I bought a hybrid car.'

Guess who's coming to dinner?