Eco-conscious Drivers T-Shirts

'You're an SUV owner? Well, why don't you just park right up front here...'

It's the latest in hybrid self-drive technology.

Car pool

Cars driving down barcode road.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Bio Fuels.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

Tree funeral.

'Daddy is trying out eco fuel, darling.'

Food Pyramid.

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

"Hei ho, hei ho, to the lithium mines we go.,,"

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

'Look, a cloud from when the climate still worked properly'

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

Cuba returns to the bicycle

80% recycled

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

'Who know sucking dry the foundation of the food chain could make you so rich! This is great!'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

'And of course you'll need air-conditioning to cope with global warming.'

Old Tires are Used to Build New Roads...So Drive Carefully

'Love the motor home. I just never felt safe driving around in a little van.'

Recombinant DNA Research Lab: 'I bought a hybrid car.'