Eco-conscious Drivers Mugs

'You're an SUV owner? Well, why don't you just park right up front here...'

It's the latest in hybrid self-drive technology.

Car pool

Cars driving down barcode road.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Bio Fuels.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

Tree funeral.

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

'Daddy is trying out eco fuel, darling.'

Food Pyramid.

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You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

"Hei ho, hei ho, to the lithium mines we go.,,"

Hybrid Autos. I've already got a hybrid car --- half of it belongs to me and half to the bank.

Cuba returns to the bicycle

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

'Look, a cloud from when the climate still worked properly'

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

'Who know sucking dry the foundation of the food chain could make you so rich! This is great!'

'And of course you'll need air-conditioning to cope with global warming.'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."