Eco-friendly Driver T-Shirts

'It's a hybrid.'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"My car runs part of the time on an alternative energy source."

'This little baby runs on solar, electric power, hydrogen, bio-fuel...practically anything but gas!'

This one gets 40 miles per gallon!

Recombinant DNA Research Lab: 'I bought a hybrid car.'

'I'm 45, drive a hybrid, have a wife and two kids, change my own oil, and have had a vasectomy. What wine am I supposed to like?'

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Some new autonomous vehicles come with zero admissions.

Bio Fuels.

'Daddy is trying out eco fuel, darling.'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

Cars driving down barcode road.

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

Cuba returns to the bicycle

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

'And of course you'll need air-conditioning to cope with global warming.'

'Love the motor home. I just never felt safe driving around in a little van.'

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

'What's the range of our electric car? It all depends on the length of our extension cord.'

Old Tires are Used to Build New Roads...So Drive Carefully

Car Pools.

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

"Hybrid is out. Let's call it grass-fed."

"Nothing wrong with your car, sir. Its board computer says you should be cycling to work today."

Range Anxiety

"Would you like to memorialize this expensive tank of gas with a receipt?"

Cutaway of a hybrid car under repair.

'It's an IQ test for the driver.'

'This baby is great on gas...'