Eco-conscious Driver T-Shirts

"Every new car comes with your own backyard drilling rights."

'Poor little darling - upgoing prices will kill you!'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

'And of course you'll need air-conditioning to cope with global warming.'

Car Pools.

"More!"

"The uncomfortable ride is designed to distract you from the damage you're doing to the environment."

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

What's Next

"Would you like to memorialize this expensive tank of gas with a receipt?"

'You bought a car with leather interior, Bob? You're sick! Sick I tell you!'

Turn on the AC

"Is it fairtrade?"

"And our top of the range model is uniquely fuelled by hydro electricity sourced from the clearest glacier melt water filtered through recycled muslin face masks."

Hybrid Autos. I've already got a hybrid car --- half of it belongs to me and half to the bank.

"I've tried everything, but my gas mileage is terrible."

'It's an IQ test for the driver.'

Full Serve, Diesel, Self Serve.

'The discount is ?10,000 if you use nuclear electricity.'

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

'Love the motor home. I just never felt safe driving around in a little van.'

Maybe I should get a convertible.

"Why, yes, that's the new helium 9000. It's really good on gas!"

Cutaway of a hybrid car under repair.

These day many cars drive on alcohol....

Old Tires are Used to Build New Roads...So Drive Carefully

Electric vehicle traffic jam.

Please tell me those seat covers aren't real Sheep Skin!!!

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.