Eco-friendly Drivers T-Shirts

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

"Your own parking space used to be a status symbol. Now it's an insult if it doesn't include a charging station."

The Fast Lane.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Bio Fuels.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'Daddy is trying out eco fuel, darling.'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

Cuba returns to the bicycle

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

Cars driving down barcode road.

Hybrid Autos. I've already got a hybrid car --- half of it belongs to me and half to the bank.

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

'And of course you'll need air-conditioning to cope with global warming.'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

'What's the range of our electric car? It all depends on the length of our extension cord.'

Recombinant DNA Research Lab: 'I bought a hybrid car.'

'Love the motor home. I just never felt safe driving around in a little van.'

Old Tires are Used to Build New Roads...So Drive Carefully

Turn on the AC

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

'It's a hybrid.'

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

Car Pools.

"Hybrid is out. Let's call it grass-fed."

Range Anxiety

"Would you like to memorialize this expensive tank of gas with a receipt?"

"Nothing wrong with your car, sir. Its board computer says you should be cycling to work today."

"And our top of the range model is uniquely fuelled by hydro electricity sourced from the clearest glacier melt water filtered through recycled muslin face masks."

"I've tried everything, but my gas mileage is terrible."

Cutaway of a hybrid car under repair.

'This little baby runs on solar, electric power, hydrogen, bio-fuel...practically anything but gas!'