Eco-friendly Driver Gifts

'It's a hybrid.'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"My car runs part of the time on an alternative energy source."

'This little baby runs on solar, electric power, hydrogen, bio-fuel...practically anything but gas!'

This one gets 40 miles per gallon!

Recombinant DNA Research Lab: 'I bought a hybrid car.'

'I'm 45, drive a hybrid, have a wife and two kids, change my own oil, and have had a vasectomy. What wine am I supposed to like?'

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Some new autonomous vehicles come with zero admissions.

Bio Fuels.

'Daddy is trying out eco fuel, darling.'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

Cars driving down barcode road.

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

Cuba returns to the bicycle

Hybrid Autos. I've already got a hybrid car --- half of it belongs to me and half to the bank.

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

'And of course you'll need air-conditioning to cope with global warming.'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

'Love the motor home. I just never felt safe driving around in a little van.'

Old Tires are Used to Build New Roads...So Drive Carefully

Turn on the AC

'What's the range of our electric car? It all depends on the length of our extension cord.'

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

"Hybrid is out. Let's call it grass-fed."

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

Car Pools.

"Nothing wrong with your car, sir. Its board computer says you should be cycling to work today."

"Would you like to memorialize this expensive tank of gas with a receipt?"

Range Anxiety

"And our top of the range model is uniquely fuelled by hydro electricity sourced from the clearest glacier melt water filtered through recycled muslin face masks."