Eco-minded Driver Gifts

'We spend billions annually on styling changes and preposterous advertising, and you've got nerve to care only about fuel economy and reliability?!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Bio Fuels.

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

COP26 GLASGOW

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

Cars driving down barcode road.

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Green Coffee

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

'And of course you'll need air-conditioning to cope with global warming.'

'Love the motor home. I just never felt safe driving around in a little van.'

"Man is the master of this planet, and nature has to adapt to economic concerns!"

"Reboot? I've kicked it six times, but it still won't work?"

Guess who's coming to dinner?

Recombinant DNA Research Lab: 'I bought a hybrid car.'