Eco-conscious Racer Gifts

Formula One Earth day

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Bio Fuels.

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

There's no real oil emergency...

EXXON EXTINCTION

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

COP26 GLASGOW

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

'Pssst! Dump your toxic wastes?'

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

Hybrid Autos. I've already got a hybrid car --- half of it belongs to me and half to the bank.

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

Cars driving down barcode road.

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

Green Coffee

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."