Eco-conscious Cyclist Gifts

Man on exercise bike plugged into the TV.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Electric car

'Is it organic?'

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

A gap between the solar panels

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"We've made a few changes."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"Nope. No fish."

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'