Eco-conscious Commuter Gifts

"Nothing wrong with your car, sir. Its board computer says you should be cycling to work today."

'We've designed an eco-frinedly car that runs on magnets. The only problem is when you sit in it, it rips out all your fillings!'

Pedestrian crossing in 'Eco town': both flashing men are green.

"I'd be happy to take public transportation, but they won't let me take this thing on the subway."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

The Fast Lane.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

World's cheapest car

"It's a hybrid!"

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Green Bike

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"No Littering" sign in space.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

'Daddy is trying out eco fuel, darling.'

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Flower power.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

Polar Cruises.

Cuba returns to the bicycle

"They've replaced the company car."

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."