Green Commute Advocate Gifts

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"It's a hybrid!"

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Natural gas

Green Bike

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Home Heating Oil

'Daddy is trying out eco fuel, darling.'

Flower power.

Cuba returns to the bicycle

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

"Nice tree! Did you chew that one down yourself?"

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

How The UK's Net Zero Emission Plan Will Work: 1. Charging points for tower block residents.

Sustainable transport

Boris Bike

Electric car with Batman and Therese

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

'My hybrid car gets better gas mileage than me.'

"Nothing wrong with your car, sir. Its board computer says you should be cycling to work today."

MOT Emissions Test: Pass/Fail.

Peak Oil and its effect on car design.

Person of the Decade

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Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

'They want bike lanes,'

'That's what I'd call eco friendly! Thanks to the new 'B.W.E.' technology, this car has got zero emissions and zero fuel consumption. 'B.W.E.' means 'Build Without Engine'.'

'All for the environment, dear... All for the environment.'

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

"I'd be happy to take public transportation, but they won't let me take this thing on the subway."