Clean Commute Champion Gifts

Natural gas

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"It's a hybrid!"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Green Bike

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"Dad's home."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

Billy's clean room.

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

Now wash your hands.

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

Cuba returns to the bicycle

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

"The freezer is on the bottom ... stop putting away the milk upside down!"

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'