Clean Commute Champion Mugs

Natural gas

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Jungle Taxi

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"It's a hybrid!"

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Green Bike

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"Dad's home."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

Billy's clean room.

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

"The freezer is on the bottom ... stop putting away the milk upside down!"

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Now wash your hands.

Cuba returns to the bicycle

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.