Sustainable Transportation Advocate Gifts

'That's what I'd call eco friendly! Thanks to the new 'B.W.E.' technology, this car has got zero emissions and zero fuel consumption. 'B.W.E.' means 'Build Without Engine'.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Price may vary with weather.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Water scarcity in Africa

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Rubbish and Everest

Climate change skeptics.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

The world as most people see it. . The world as scientists see it.