Green Transportation Guru Gifts

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Not that slowly back...'

Humans are 100% recyclable.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"What about my footprint?"

Ken worried that Gemma might recycle him, if he sat still too long...

Recycled passion.

Dustbin monster.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"It's a hybrid!"

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Refreshing Planet Earth

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Choices.

'They sed to be thought of as crackpots.' (Sign reads - civilization is doomed due to overpopulation, pollution, misuse of energy and resources.)

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