Sustainable Commuter Gifts

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

World's cheapest car

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

"It's a hybrid!"

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Green Bike

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Flower power.

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

Cuba returns to the bicycle

There! What are the posters? Eco club is promoting walking, biking or bussing to school. That's a good way to save gas! I'm so glad you agree! I need a ride to get them to school!

"They've replaced the company car."

Mobile

Polar Cruises.

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

'What makes you think I'd buy this? Do I look environmentally challenged?'

Tourism Industry

'Wow! You get a great view of the retreating icecaps from up here.'

Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree