Sustainable Commuter T-Shirts

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

World's cheapest car

"It's a hybrid!"

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Green Bike

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."

Flower power.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

Cuba returns to the bicycle

Mobile

"They've replaced the company car."

Polar Cruises.

'What makes you think I'd buy this? Do I look environmentally challenged?'

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

Tourism Industry

'Wow! You get a great view of the retreating icecaps from up here.'

"Dad's working out car charging points if we want to visit grandad."

Electric car with Batman and Therese