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Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.
Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.
A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.
GAS PRICES AT PUMP
'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'
The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.
Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'
"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"
Packed like sardines
"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."
Scarf puts hat back on.
'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'
"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"
Is Driving Doomed?
Commutobile
"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."
Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.
"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."
'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'
'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'
Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)
Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right
Monday: Next 7 exits.
I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -
'Would you like a push Dear?'
Business Duck
Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.
Jungle Taxi
'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'
"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."
Running Latte
"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."
A white collar cow.
'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'
No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.
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