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"How much if I pedal?"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Packed like sardines

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Is Driving Doomed?

Commutobile

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'He must be going economy!'

Business Duck

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Running Latte