Penny-pinching Commuter T-Shirts

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

The return of Miss Subways

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"I gave on the E train."

Snowman going to work.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Oar-tobahn.

"How much if I pedal?"

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'How am I doing?'

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Environmentally Friendly Transport

Road Construction Blues.

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

Clown Bike Rack

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

'For transportation, you get a free pair of running shoes.'

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"