Penny-pinching Nomad T-Shirts

"Where can I go for this much?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

Thumbing a Lift.

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

'Are we broke yet?'

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"Ahh, nothing like getting back to nature."

Campground Wi-fi.

"Is that a fixed-rate scowl or is it adjustable to the current interest rate?"

'We'd like a GPS device that would direct us to affordable gas.'

'I hear a still, small voice crying in the wilderness.'

Room to Let

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'

"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."

"Hi it's me. I'm on a camel train."

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

Next Stimulus 20 Miles

'I'm on the train.'

'He went into shock when you presented him with the hospital bill.'

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meals!"

'What flock of birds, Henry'