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'Because they won't slow down when the signs say 'Road Works Ahead'.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Thumbing a Lift.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

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Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

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'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

Subway Library

'Are we broke yet?'

Stonehenge Imitation

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

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"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

No crawling sign in the desert.

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

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"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."

Farewell to the travellers

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

Deadheads searching for a new band!

"Ahh, nothing like getting back to nature."

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

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