Nomad At Heart T-Shirts

You're moving to Canada to avoid getting married? Canada border. I'm not the marrying type. I can't be tied down. I'll feel trapped, ornery, mean and I can't cook! Mexico's lovely this time of year. Hide me in your basement.

'Are we broke yet?'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Thumbing a Lift.

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Tarzan mobile phone

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

Travel Scenes

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

No crawling sign in the desert.

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

Just as I suspected - you have a travel bug.

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."

Farewell to the travellers

'Man, this living out of a suitcase is getting old!'

Camel Personal Ads

Sally’s Tree

Campground Wi-fi.

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

"Ahh, nothing like getting back to nature."

'I know were migratory birds, but do we really have to do this every spring and fall?'

Finding yourself

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

"Where ya headed?" "Wherever."