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Finding yourself

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Thumbing a Lift.

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

Tarzan mobile phone

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Travel Scenes

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'Are we broke yet?'

Subway Library

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"Would you describe your gall as mitigated or unmitigated?"

Employment Office. I see by your resume that you don't stay in one place very long.

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.