Nomadic Souls T-Shirts

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Aging together

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

Lost aliens checking their map.

'Are we broke yet?'

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

Travel Scenes

'But this IS my mobile home!'

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

No crawling sign in the desert.

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

Nesting Camp, Pecking Camp, Cock-a-D00dle-Doo Camp … Whatever happened to growing up free-range?

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

Recreational Vehicles - Come in and Choose Your Free Range Home.

"We're moving to someplace called Ur. It's an entirely new concept in group living."

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

"Fleetwood Mac still looks good on you."

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."

'Man, this living out of a suitcase is getting old!'

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

Gym Paperboy.

Sally’s Tree

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

Farewell to the travellers

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."