Nomadic Spirit Lover T-Shirts

'Noway I could become sedentary: I like roaming the plains too much...'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

Dairy Devil

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

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"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

'Christmas, Ms. Sims, is the chink in my armor.'

Santa Claus

'Are we broke yet?'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"The Giving Stuff Away division is in the hole, like always."

Pantomime auditions - 'He'd be ideal as Buttons.'...'Oh, no he wouldn't.'...'Oh, yes he would!'

"We're moving to someplace called Ur. It's an entirely new concept in group living."

Recreational Vehicles - Come in and Choose Your Free Range Home.

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

'Man, this living out of a suitcase is getting old!'

A cheerleader doing a high kick

'He's with a creditor right now. Can I get him to call you back?'

Bartenders making cocktails

Satellite Santa

Santa Claus

Headless ghost listening to ghetto blaster.

Are the North Pole bars closed?

Adventure

"Damn!. . . Another boil. . . Every Christmas Eve sure as clockwork!"