Nomadic Lifestyle Enthusiast T-Shirts

"We're moving to someplace called Ur. It's an entirely new concept in group living."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Thumbing a Lift.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

Tarzan mobile phone

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

Recreational Vehicles - Come in and Choose Your Free Range Home.

Campground Wi-fi.

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

"Ahh, nothing like getting back to nature."

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

Mobile library.

Just as I suspected - you have a travel bug.

'And this is our open-to-anything-plan office.'

Why aren't you wearing a collar and on a leash? I don't mean to sit in judgment of alternative lifestyles, but personally, I find that a little bit kinky.

Birthday Suit Alterations

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

Kink

"I see a couple of chairs over there by the naked guy working on his laptop."