Laugh-inducing Nomad Pillows

'Because they won't slow down when the signs say 'Road Works Ahead'.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Thumbing a Lift.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

Travel Scenes

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

Subway Library

'Are we broke yet?'

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

Stonehenge Imitation

No crawling sign in the desert.

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"Ahh, nothing like getting back to nature."

Meet the Author Online.

Deadheads searching for a new band!

Camel Personal Ads

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

Sally’s Tree

Campground Wi-fi.

Farewell to the travellers

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."

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