Penny-pinching Commuter Gifts

The gang at Chilson Engineering was committed to saving money...

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

The return of Miss Subways

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Snowman going to work.

"I gave on the E train."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Oar-tobahn.

"How much if I pedal?"

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'How am I doing?'

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

Environmentally Friendly Transport

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Road Construction Blues.

Jungle Taxi

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

Clown Bike Rack

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

'For transportation, you get a free pair of running shoes.'

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School