Safety-conscious Cyclist Gifts

"Hannah, Where's Your Helmet?

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

You had me at vintage.

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"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Attention: Speed Troughs

"Fasten your seat belt."

"It's called being preemptive."

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

Bike powered computer.

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

What?

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Drop dead gorgeous

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

Penny Farthing Tricycle

An evolutionary cycle - A bicycle emerges from the water after evolving from two amoeba

'Grown ups have been doing this all wrong!'

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

The guardrail brings it up to code.

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

Pinocchio goes on holiday.

"You see - this machine can cut your work force in half!"

Product Recall (aeroplane)

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!