Faithful Cyclist Gifts

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Touring Cyclist

You had me at vintage.

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Monk Prompt

French Early Bird

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Spiritual Lives Matter

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

A tessellation of running figures.

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

"The buck really stops with him."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

Man generating power for machine.

Pope Francis

Decisions a Pope makes

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"But how many followers do you have?"