Faithful Cyclist Gifts

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Touring Cyclist

You had me at vintage.

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Monk Prompt

French Early Bird

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

A tessellation of running figures.

"The buck really stops with him."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

Man generating power for machine.

Decisions a Pope makes

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

Pope Francis

"But how many followers do you have?"

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'