Cyclist With A Cause Gifts

Touring Cyclist

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

You had me at vintage.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

French Early Bird

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Tough Teddies

Bicycle Sidecar.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Australian punk

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

The Surly Yoof

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Man generating power for machine.

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

If you thought that congress was going to work to drive down prescription drugs costs. . . dream on.

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

'It's our delinquent son who ran away to sea!'

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Revolution against capitalism.

Tattoo Parlour: A Bishop gets a 'Go the Demons' tat.

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"You see it right?"