Beachgoer With A Cause Gifts

'Look out. Oil slick approaching.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

1930's bather.

Shrink's Summer Job

Pesos!

A beach has meters.

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

"It says, for a small user fee, you can now arrange to hear oceans sounds on your watch."

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

'Is this the way to the beach?'

A monumental day in cow evolution.

The tide comes in on a sand castle

"The beer should be cold in two hours."

Woman knitting the sea

Man waiting to use a bathing machine

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

"Hold on. I need you to sign our release form."

"Are we there yet?"

'What a pity. He used to be just as serious and dignified as the rest of us.'