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'Look out. Oil slick approaching.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

1930's bather.

Shrink's Summer Job

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

A beach has meters.

"It says, for a small user fee, you can now arrange to hear oceans sounds on your watch."

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Pesos!

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

A monumental day in cow evolution.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

The tide comes in on a sand castle

'Is this the way to the beach?'

"The beer should be cold in two hours."

Man waiting to use a bathing machine

"Hold on. I need you to sign our release form."

Woman knitting the sea

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

"Are we there yet?"